the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

(via tea-at-narnia)


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thefandomsthatwaited:

I wish it was socially acceptable to wear whatever we want and I’m just not talking about revealing clothes I’m talking about togas and full on Victorian dress and evening gowns for the hell of it. I mean imagine if people went around dressed like elves or dwarves from Lord of the Rings it would be fabulous I mean have you seen how hot that stuff makes you

(via tea-at-narnia)


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batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

(via fiftyshadesoffuckoff)


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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

(via ishipeveryone)


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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

(via aconstipatedmeerkat)


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